COSMO RADIO FX • RECORD LIBRARY
Records heard on Cosmo Radio FX, filed by catalogue number. Complete recordings are available through terrestrial streaming services. Please return borrowed sleeves to their proper cabinet.
CATALOGUE DRAWER 01
Selected recordings currently filed in the Cosmo Radio FX record catalogue.
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A cheerful Sunday stroll through the park takes an unexpectedly atomic turn when a child digs up something that definitely isn’t a toy. Upbeat 1950s jump blues and swing collide with wonderfully dark retro-futuristic humor.
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A smoky love ballad about a couple who stay devoted even as their irradiated world makes them quite literally fall apart piece by piece. Dark film-noir jazz meets bone-dry humor — because sometimes, that’s simply the price of love.
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The Bugs
A cheerful slice of 1960s British pop with a distinctly darker problem: overcrowding in the afterlife. “No Room in Doombringer” follows one increasingly irritated resident as heroes, emperors, wizards and other unfortunate souls keep arriving in his already cramped surroundings. Bright harmonies, jangling guitars and sunny Merseybeat charm collide with dark fantasy, absurd complaints and a final twist that explains exactly where everyone has ended up.
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Laura Peg
A cheerful 1950s novelty swing number about Grandma’s famous apple pie — baked with love, cinnamon, and just a hint of uranium. “Grandma’s Glowing Apple Pie” wraps Atomic Age optimism in dark humor, as radioactive apples, glowing cutlery and a happily clicking Geiger counter are treated as perfectly ordinary ingredients in a wholesome family recipe. Bright brass, swinging rhythm and vintage commercial charm turn nuclear fallout into the most suspiciously cheerful dessert advertisement imaginable.
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Doris Dairy
A cheerful suburban housewife discovers a tiny patch of bathroom mold that refuses to stay tiny (or silent). Bright early-’60s pop gradually drifts into psychedelic cosmic horror as her home, family, and eventually herself become part of something much larger.
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Captain Silva & The Gruffs
A fearless crew sails beyond the last line on the map in search of the legendary True Black Sea — and discovers the old sailors’ tales were disturbingly accurate. A rowdy vintage sea shanty turns into a cosmic fantasy adventure involving the edge of the world, giant elephants, and one very large turtle.
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Jacky Nobbs
A playful early-1950s novelty tune about Larry and his hopelessly stubborn companion Jeff, who wanders off, ignores instructions and seems almost impossible to train. “Llamarama (About a Guy and His Llama)” bounces along with cartoonish brass, honky-tonk charm and affectionate frustration... until one final revelation turns the entire story on its head and raises a rather important question about who exactly owns whom.
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The Bog Society of Withered Gentlemen
A group of impeccably polite mutant gentlemen mourn the loss of their once-proper swamp after an atomic catastrophe leaves the marsh glowing, dry, and socially unacceptable. Crackling 1930s close-harmony vocals meet post-apocalyptic absurdity — right up to the final Ba-BOOM.
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Spencer Holloway
A frantic 1960s Dixieland novelty song about a man with one very specific weakness: red buttons. “Red Button Frenzy” follows his lifelong inability to resist anything marked “Do Not Push,” from childhood mishaps to increasingly catastrophic consequences. Banjo, brass and breakneck comic timing carry the story from harmless curiosity to full-scale disaster (proving that some temptations really should come with a lock and key).